保育员: 約翰尼, 你难道不喜欢你的小妹妹吗?
約翰尼: 那倒不是.她要是个男孩就好了.威利有了一个新生的小妹妹, 现在他该认为我又在学他的样子了。
A Baby Sister
Nurse: Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnnie?
Johnnie:She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had got a new sister, and now he'll think I'm trying to copy him.
我还不认识她呢
一对夫妇在公园里散步, 发现一对年轻的男女坐在一条长凳上, 动情地接吻。
"你为什么不那么做呢?"妻子说。
"亲爱的, "丈夫回答说, "我还不认识那个女子呢!"
I Don't Know Her
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing.
"Why don't you do that?" said the wife.
"Honey," replied her husband, "I don't even know that woman!"
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